Hilarious Wedding Cards

Sometimes Hallmark just doesn't have the words YOU need to say how you feel. So we scoured Etsy for marital greetings we'd ACTUALLY send, and suggest you stock up on these immediately:

 For the friend you love but also secretly resent.

For the friend you love but also secretly resent.

 For the couple that attends ComicCon EVERY YEAR.

For the couple that attends ComicCon EVERY YEAR.

 For THOSE friends. Ugh.

For THOSE friends. Ugh.

 Because honesty is the best policy.

Because honesty is the best policy.

 Because they need to know exactly what they're getting themselves into.

Because they need to know exactly what they're getting themselves into.